I have many things to be depressed about even though Christmas is just a few weeks away. I'd rather the holiday never comes though. When it does, it just means that January is right around the corner. And January is not only the start of tax month, it's the time I go back to college land...and the award loan I was going to accept pretty much expired since I waited so long. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get another one in time, but I'm also not sure if I really want to. Loans suck and you have to pay them off until you die. Still, the thought of having to pay $2014 up front sickens me to no end. And then there's the $400 in books...ugh. I wish we were rich. But it seems like I'm more worried about my stupid major than the money. It's scary to think I'm going to be starting all over after being in an education major for a year and suddenly switching to mass communications (involves TV production, screenwriting, journalism, etc.). It'd be helpful if I knew what I want to actually be. I'm interested in so many things, but I couldn't tell you what vocation I'm aiming for. Yeah, I'm one of those high school kids that didn't care about looking into colleges or scholarships and dreaded the prospects of real-world stuff. If only I were my brother... *sigh*

And of course, I wouldn't be THIS depressed if it weren't for the evils of girldom...heh.

Perhaps I should give you all a present for having to put up with my rant/thoughts of meh life. I'll write up a happy little story for you right in this here journal. It'll make me happy too.

...Once upon a time, Zim felt like eating a sandwich. Sadly he hadn't any mayo left (or other vital sandwich ingredients). Across town, the child that is Dib had made what Zim most desired, but was too tired after making it to eat it. However, he wasn't too tired to take pictures (from a cell phone) and upload them on a mystical website know as eBay/EBAY/Ebay. He titled his creation as "A Freshly-made Sandwich" and wrote, "Almost as fresh as a sub from Subway" in the description. Then he put in $4.63 as the starting bid and waited for people to come.

As luck would have it, there were many hungry people in the world that had a thirst for sandwich meat and tomatoes. Half of these people were bidding on Sandwich Juice, but others were more than happy to make bids on a pre-juiced sandwhich so they clambered to Dib's page.

Zim had just learned about the magical site (Gir was extremely fluent in eBay speak) so he decided to see if anyone was selling anything good today. When he typed in 'sandwich', he got two results for the item, and many others that had nothing to do with food. Dib's username was "SpidermanPWNSBatmanANDSuperman!!!1111" so Zim had no idea who was selling the product. He started to make a bid, but he realized he didn't have cards of monetary value! He tried putting cash into his computer as all cardless people will do, but his computer was a MAC so it didn't work. The only thing he could do was to open a bank account and to join Paypal...where it pays to be a pal (of Paypal) *shot*. SpidermanPWNSBatmanANDSuperman!!!1111 was keeping the bids open for one more hour so Zim had time to run to the nearest Bank Express and open an account.

When the ever perky bank ladies asked for Zim's driver's license, he made excuses so he wouldn't have to give it to them. But they wouldn't let him make an account without it so he grudgingly forked over the item. They immediately laughed when they saw it since one of his eyes was closed and his tongue was hanging out in the picture. As promised, the ladies opened an account for Zim and told him to put money into it. The Irken gave them a $30 and started walking out when one lady said he had to give them other money since thirty dollar bills don't exist. Zim then said, "Apparently, they do. I just gave you one." The woman couldn't disagree with that logic so she put his money into checking. Zim left and quickly joined Paypal only after reading all of the terms and conditions and checking the "I Agree" button. After all, he couldn't be sure he would agree to it if he hadn't read everything. What if it was a trap the humans made to prove he was an Irken? And what if clicking "I Agree" would tell the humans he agreed to being an alien?

When Zim went back to SpidermanPWNSBatmanANDSuperman!!!1111 's page, he saw that there were only five minutes left to bid and the highest bid so far was $13.99 (plus tax and shipping, but that's never shown 'til you least expect it). Zim waited until there was a minute left to go before typing in his bid of $30 (he wasn't afraid that more people would bid at the last second...he just knew it'd cost more after shipping). Zim had beaten all of them and soon he would have a sandwich inside of him! SpidermanPWNSBatmanANDSuperman!!!1111 congratulated him and asked for his address so he could ship it to him. Zim (whose username I forgot to mention...it's I2A3M5Z4I2M!) gave him the required information and was suprised to be told by SpidermanPWNSBatmanANDSuperman!!!1111 that he would be getting the sandwich in ten minutes and that it would actually be delivered by the seller himself! I2A3M5Z4I2M! replyed by saying he was thrilled that he would have a sandwich slave serve him. He then awaited his reward.

Ten minutes later, Dib was very confused as the address he held had led him to Zim's base. But he rang the doorbell anyway and waited for Zim to come out. When Zim opened the door, he eyed Dib suspiciously before yelling at him to go away. "But you bought this sandwich! You have to take it! It's the law of eBay!" Dib exclaimed. Zim suddenly freaked out and screamed, "You knew it was me all along! You poisoned my sandwich! GET OFF MY LAWN DIB-BEAST! BE GONE WITH YOU!" Before Dib could make a retort, Zim had his lawn gnomes spew Dib onto the sidewalk and slammed his door on the way back in.

Little did Zim know that Dib would be cursed for thirty days (the cost of the bid) since the buying and selling process had not been completed.....ooooh.....

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Hillbilly Hulaballoo -It actually had a script, storyboard, good acting, original music, and sweet camera work.

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Terms and Conditions

1. Has to be G-rated. Mild violence is okay.
2. I will not do Slash. Period.
3. No Anime either. I'm not fond of the stuff. Plus I stink at it.

4. You can ask for other things besides Zim. There will some exceptions to which cartoons I draw however. A few include Spongebob, Billy and Mandy, and Flapjack. If you're not sure what I'll draw, just ask.

5. I can take requests for one-shot fics to few-chaptered fics. I'll also take requests for sound recordings...for example: if you want me to voice your characters with a conversation you made, go ahead and ask. Just be very specific on their personalities and background. ^^

6. Oh yes, and you must be patient!

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Request List - Progress of requests will be posted here

~Request from ~Nikki-OH : Draw Aladdin, Meg, Baloo, Snow White, and Mickey in a pic together. -Progress: Not started

~Frankie and Harriman request from the person who won my Thanksgiving "contest" on FAC. -Progress: Not started

~Request from ~Shade4716 : Dib, Dana, Zim and Zerg at a human school dance, Dana there with Dib and Zerg with Zim. Halfway through a dance, Dana and Zerg ask each other if they want to trade partners. -Progress: Rough-draft done

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